two things I have surmised on a Saturday

Because the Ventolin is making me stupid, two thoughts is all you get - and they're both boob related:

1. Rice milk: like boob milk, but in a glass. Much loved - and whined for after the first sip - by 10 month olds in this house.
2. After seeing a photo taken of myself [accidentally - it was of the Magpie, I just happened to be in the shot] earlier today: the word "perky" will not be used to describe anything other than my ever so charming personality anytime.... ever again. I was going to put off bra shopping until I go back to work, but I may have now changed my mind.