you have no proof that I have ever worn these out in public

When I went back to work in June, I did a good gutting of my closet. It was, really, the only way I could justify buying new clothes - you know, ones that actually fit.

Out went the pilled black pants. Out went the too-short tees and the too-low jeans. But, I must now admit that something did stay. Deep in the bottom drawer of my dresser lives an old pair of pajama pants. Large, plaid, flannel, gathered, tapered pajama pants. Did I mention large? With that nearly at the knee crotch? Oh yeah, and huge, bulky pockets.

Because you never know when you might need to bring your wallet, keys and a small assortment of packaged snacks to sleep with you...

I don't know why I haven't gotten rid of these. Perhaps after ditching my old sweats and stretched out yoga pants I felt I needed something to wear in case I got sick or the heating broke. And... wait for it ... they are comfortable.

As long as nobody sees them...

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