all the shades of

Because it would be too easy to expect her to respond to only her given name:

• Magpie
• Crab Cakes
• Crazy Monkey Child
• Monkey Shine [presumably "shine" is a degenerated "child" ... presumably]
• Bayyyyyy-bee [okay, so that's what she calls herself]
• Penguin [since we're a rhymey kind of bunch]
• Fiend [since we figure therapy can never begin too young]
  

Not to be outdone, the dog is also known as:

• Ba
• Beo [have I mentioned the rhyming thing...?]
  
• Butthead [but only in the kindest possible sense. oddly enough, this is also one of Mr.Q's nicknames...]
• Hey, Dog
• Puppy [he's almost 12]
• Bubba

But it's okay for the dog: he's pretty much deaf and works only by hand signals under the delusion theoretical possibility of bribery positive reinforcement.