happy Mother's Day all!

mother's day (noun):

• a day set aside, once a year, when the Significant Other takes care of the child(ren) so that the mother has time to catch up on all the laundry.
• the day to receive a previously frozen carnation from the employee at the front of the grocery store
• a guilt-free napping day for mothers - during regularly scheduled nap times only.
• a day for extra cuddles and hugs [who cares if it's really because of another cough and cold] and a few more kisses from the Bestest Toddler Ever.