February 08, 2007

who stole the downtown bus

That is what I my sister and I used to sing when ever we heard the lyric who wrote the book of love? on the radio when we were little. Because that is what we honestly thought was being sung.

I blame it on the sketchy AM signal.

Instead of mis-hearing lyrics, though Mr.Q prefers to just make his own up. He has a good ear, and occasionally his off-the-cuff lyrics are actually the words to a song with a similar melody or utilizing the same sample. More often than not his lyrics are just weirdness. Generally it's harmless, and often kind of funny. Very rarely does it ruin a song to the point where I can only hear his version, but that's been known to happen, too.

But now he has taken to disrupting the delicate balance of childrens' songs.

The Magpie is now listening to the Drum series of the Music Together program. One of the songs is about John the Rabbit and how he has the mighty habit of jumping into the garden and cutting down the cabbage, etc, etc. He is so destructive that there may be no garden left next fall, should the singer live long enough to see it.

In Mr.Q's version, though, it's not John the Rabbit that we must worry about: it's John the Baptist.

I'm sure there is some very profound statement about Mr.Q's childhood days and religious eduction buried in there somewhere. And I think I'd like to leave it there.

June 25, 2007

meme me

Before the meme can be begun - an announcement! Jenny, of Mama Drama fame, is now The Bloggess as well! Okay, so that means you must go over and read. After you read here, of course. Or go and then come back. Whatever works for you.

And now: the meme! Tagged by Mackey, here are a few bits and bites of me:

5 things I was doing 10 years ago:
  • hanging dark sheets over my windows to try and sleep during the 23 1/2 hours of sunlight I was enduring during the northern summer
  • swatting at mining truck tire sized black flies
  • fishing for pike
  • trying to convince Mr.Q that normal people don't react to food the way he does
  • starting my first website at Geocities [oh, wow.....need to update that...]
5 snacks:
5 songs I know all the lyrics to:
5 things I would do if I were a millionaire:
  • pay off my father-in-law
  • get a second car [any suggestions]
  • go on a damn nice vacation. or two. or three.
  • redo our floors and bathrooms
  • invest the rest
5 bad habits:
  • speaking too quickly and quietly
  • grinding my teeth
  • chocolate
  • the internet
  • getting distracted
5 things I like to do:
  • cuddle with the Magpie!
  • cuddle with Mr.Q. As long as he hasn't been sweating or eating too many onions.
  • poke words around. Though you wouldn't know that, lately.
  • take photos
  • harrass the dog and/or cat
5 things I would never wear again:
  • large, pastel-hued glasses
  • an eye patch with a butterfly sticker on it
  • a dickie
  • a printed turtleneck
  • braces [but medieval retainers are just fine...]
5 favourite toys:
Feeling inspired? Do this one and let me know!

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